A lady about 7 months pregnant got on the city bus like she had done every other day of the year.
But this time she noticed a man across from her was smiling at her weirdly. So, she immediately moved to another seat.
This time the man’s smile turned into a giant creepy grin, so she move again.
The man seemed more amused.
When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing, very upset she went to the bus driver to complain and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man, he was about 22 years old, what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this… When she got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice that she was pregnant. Then she sat under a sweets sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” , and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a advertisement that said, “Ron’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, I couldn’t help it, I tried not to, but I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign than said, “Smith’s big stick did the trick”, I could hardly contain myself.
And then Your Honor she moved the fourth time and sat under an Ad that said, “Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident!”, I just lost it.