One night a burglar was wandering around a neighborhood looking for a house that didn’t have security alarm. Very quickly he came across the Smith’s house which clearly didn’t have a alarm. So the burglar broke in. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you’re here.”
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off immediately, and stood very still.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo off the shelf, so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard:
“Jesus is watching you.”
This Freaked out the burglar, so he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot in a cage.
“Did you say that?” he whispered to the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you parrot?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird ‘Moses?’”
“The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus.’”